The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.
Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.
Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.
Wincent is the type of guy you'll only meet once in your lifetime. It's pretty difficult to locate another Wincent. You're missing out if you haven't at least tried to approach Wincent and say hi. He never ever gets stressed about anything and is always in a great mood in general, nothing below neutral. But if have bad intentions, consider yourself already dead. Wincent is always quiet at first (before you get to know him), always looking around and scanning the crowd. Wincents are always more than happy to talk with you about pretty much anything. He will laugh at anything and finds the most random things funny. Despite being very bold about things he talks about, he's extremely supportive of whatever you strive for. Wincent has the most interesting hobbies and quirks that you would never guess unless you knew. He is super humble and is a great person to tell your deep, dark secrets to. You don't want to lose Wincent as a friend. You'll regret it.
Sara: Wait, who's that? I've never noticed him before. He's kinda cute ?
Nick: LOL, that's just Wincent! We've known him since . . . I don't even know
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.