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Admiral of the Windward Passage

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Wingardium Leviosa 

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.
Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

Navigate the Windward Passage 

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.
A West Los Angeles private school at which students are often smart & rich. Unfortunately for other local schools like Archer, Harvard Westlake, Brentwood, Crossroads, and, Oakwood, Students at Windward tend to be better than everyone at nearly everything. A typical "Windward boy" will have 6pack abs, be somewhat metrosexual, and, be incredibly friendly. A "Windward girl" is usually nice, but, can most likely be found with a blackberry in one hand and a Starbucks in the other.
Girl 1: Hey do you go to Windward?

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Nothing, i thought i recognized you from Starbucks

Windward Boy 1: Hey Bro, after school, wanna go on a run around the park so we can take off our shirts and "accidentally" show our abs to the group of girls by the locker room?

Windward Boy 2: Defiantly, let me just go put my cardigan in my locker and do a few more good deeds.
Noun/Verb

"Wingard" is a name or term given to a male of extreme coolness. He is usually perfect in physique and is into cars and gadgets. Girls go crazy over him, simply put; he is a god.
Girl: Oh my god, I met a "Wingard" last night at the club!

Wingardium Leviosa 

In the Wizarding world, a levitation spell used to lift objects - such as feathers, sticks, etc - in the air. To perform this spell, it requires a swish and flick of your designated wand.
According to the brightest witch of our age, it is pronounced Wingardium leviOsa, not leviosA.

Swish and flick.

Take notes, wizards.
Wingardium Leviosa by TinyNova November 18, 2020