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The Winky P is the epitome of flirtatious action over text. It is the perfect combination of a winky face and a teasing :P face bred by the gods themselves. It is not meant to be used in every day situations, only when you really want to display your extreme desire to bed the other person.
A text example:

Jack: Hey Chrissy, girl you should come see me more often ;P

Chrissy: Haha oh you think so? That winky P was really sexy, of course I will!
winky p by MattzBallz November 9, 2013
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Winky promise 

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all
man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!
Winky promise by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011

Winky Peepus 

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.
Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!
Winky Peepus by Jim November 26, 2003
When I was a young lad, I used to touch my winky pop in the bath.
winky pop by Mikah_Down_Unda February 20, 2018

winky-pants 

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition
hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'
winky-pants by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

Winky Pinky 

When a girl winks at a guy and then proceeds to stick her pinky up his butt often taking him by suprise
Eric: I was fucking veronica last night and then outta no where she gave me the winky pinky!

Ron: You shoulda known what was coming after the wink...
Winky Pinky by laxdude409 March 17, 2012

Winky promise 

It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends
Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?
Winky promise by S2trappy78 January 10, 2021
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