To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

Winkleman by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

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winklemouse

A hallucination while high. Can be very friendly, before you actually realize it's not a real object or animal.

Guy1:Dude, It's a winklemouse.. Guy2: No more bong hits for you.

winklemouse by Dragonite's HyperBeam August 3, 2007

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The Winkleman Effect

/ðə ˈwɪŋklmæn ɪˈfɛkt/
noun.
Also known as the Robbie-Mackey Effect. The misplaced belief that two or more unrelated celebrities are the same person based on the fact they have shared physical characteristics or near identical appearance. Named after British TV presenters Claudia Winkleman, Anna Richardson and Davina McCall for having the same dark brown bob haircut and getting mistaken for each other.

Person A: Jaime Pressly, Samara Weaving, Margot Robbie and Emma Mackey all lookalike! I thought they were one really talented and busy person!
Person B: Nah, it’s just the Winkleman Effect.

The Winkleman Effect by JOgunz November 22, 2022

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