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Wing-mom 

Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.
Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?

Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
Wing-mom by PhillipL April 27, 2009
Another mother that you bring with you to a party, event, or destination for when you want a break from your own motherly-duties.

Your best friend, who is also a mother, who watches out for your kid when you are otherwise indisposed.
I was chasing my five-year old daughter around the indoor waterpark but thankfully, my Wing Mom took over so I could hit the Tiki Bar.

As I was walking back from the port-o-potty at the park, I saw my Wing Mom pick my son up from the sandbox and remove him from the melee that had broken out among the three year olds.
Wing Mom by KFZMomma April 27, 2013

Wing-Mom 

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out
Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Wing-Mom 

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out
Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Most Honorable Chicken Wing 

Chicken Wings that one gets at an Asian restaurant that are surprisingly among the greatest wings in the world.
guy1 : " Have you been to the new Chinese joint on Bridge Street?"
guy2 : " No dude. How is it ?"

guy1 : " Not bad, the lo-mein is average but they have some of the "most honorable chicken wing"."

guy1 : ( does the Shoalin Monk Bow)
Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
"I haven't gotten laid in forever. Luckily, I'm going out for some beers with my wingmom tonight."
Wingmom by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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