Definitions by TeamCook

Grubered 

1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers

2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon

This job just got grubered

That pickle jar has been grubered

Grubered by TeamCook April 6, 2021

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

San Francisco handiwipe by TeamCook January 2, 2020

Wing-Mom 

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Wing-Mom 

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Sail boating 

The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.

After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating

Sail boating by TeamCook January 21, 2019

...and go

Term used by lazy douche bags at the end of a post in group, usually because they’re too lazy to look shit up for themselves.

Cauliflower soup recipes? ...and go

...and go by TeamCook July 9, 2018