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carmen winsted 

ok, so these girls on myspace made up a story about a girl who got pushed in a sewer, and haunts people
but the story isnt true
in the story the girl who got pushed in the sewer by her high school class mates to embarras her during a fire drill is carmen winsted
dont be freaked out by this story because it isnt true, you can look it up on google, and it will say that it isnt true
girl: did you get that buletin on myspace about carmen winsted
boy: yeah, did you repost it?
girl: yeah i dont want her to kill me !! did you?
boy: i didnt, that stuff is just a load of shit, the urban dictionary says so !
carmen winsted by Briannabobana December 22, 2007
A small town in Northwestern Connecticut consiting of the junction of the Mad and Still rivers. Winsted is a great place if you like gas stations, bars, liquor stores, pizza places, churches or living in conditions not fit for humans. Winsted has a high concetration of raggies, drunks, and people who are just plain out of their mind and should probably be living in an institution under close supervision. Common activities in Winsted include driving around your multicolored japanese car with a huge wing and chrome rims, riding your bicycle around and collecting cans, watching the annual pet parade, going to the firemans carnival and getting plastered, getting pregnant during your third freshman year and dropping out of gilbert, and of course getting cocked on miller high life in your crappy main street apartment apartment. Winsted is famous for being the end of divided route 8, having a serious alcohol problem, having someone wrap their entire house in plastic to prevent terrorist attacks, and of course raggies. It commonly referred to as a black hole, because once you are in you never get out.
Damn, look at that raggie, he must be from winsted
I'm from Winchester NOT winsted
Winsted by bigben June 27, 2007

Winstedian 

A raggy of Winsted who is too lazy to say, who lives in winsted, from winsted, or of winsted. There is much controversy in this small town over over if you are a Winstedian, or a Winstenite.
Only Winstedians can be true raggies.
Winstedian by zac archer January 11, 2008

albert winestein 

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.
Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.
albert winestein by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Golda Winestein 

1. Jewish disguise for obtaining alcohol

2. Woman of the Jewish faith who wears large glasses, gaudy jewelry, tacky sweaters, and frequently uses her Shoprite Price Plus card.
I am under 21 and will get Golda Winestein to purchase alcohol.
Golda Winestein by Golda Winestein February 24, 2008

Winsted500 

The Winsted 500 is a common pasttime of Winsted teens. What do you do on an your 2 or 3 tone car and drive around, many times up and down Main St., up into Winchester Center or around the lake and look for other Winsted 500'ers doing the same thing. Depending on the team, they may be smoking, eating, drinking,or clichely listening to the latest Weezy. A winsted 500 team usually consists of 2 or 3 members, sometimes but rarely 4. 5 or 6 is nearly unheard of. The rising cost of gas prices doesn't phase us. y'mean?
"What's goin' on tonight, yo?"
-"Nothin' probably just doin' the winsted500."
Winsted500 by veedubberjjr September 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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