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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

Window Shopper 

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy
i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)
Window Shopper by Dee Jay October 28, 2005

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.
Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

window shopping 

When one visits a store or mall to admire goods rather than to purchase them. The 'shopper' seems to be looking so intently at the glass in storefront windows that he appears to want to buy the window itself, hence 'window shopping'.
"You seem to be really interested in that sweater. Do you plan on getting it?"

"No, I'm just window shopping."
window shopping by Kidduffah September 18, 2005

window shopper 

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
window shopper by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005

Online window shopping 

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
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