willybinge

An excess of penis related activities in a short space of time.

What a willybinge at the weekend!

willybinge by bexibexibexi December 9, 2008

Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.

Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally

Willybone (mort) by Wtf even is a username??! December 2, 2021

Willybone 

junior’s bodyguard and partner who oversees most of Js creative ventures and schemes. Often seen as slightly more logical and intelligent part of why willys considered the brains and junior the dumb muscle and frontman of the whole goddamn operation

Willybone is aka “mort” or even “wendy weiner”

Willybone and junior went to see Spider-Man: no way home and also saw venom 2 years earlier

Junior and willybone are what king julien and mort are or even doc and marty mcfly, hell even Rick and morty

Willybone has an IQ bigger than juniors shoe size

If it weren’t for Willybones creative consultations junior grimes perhaps would’ve never gotten this far in how career/activities

Willybone by Savingymroutine66 January 18, 2022

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost

mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)

Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost

mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)

Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin March 4, 2022

Willfingers 

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.

"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."

Willfingers by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004

willying 

The act of not lending your friends money even though you are loaded with cash.

Jhonny: hey can i borrow some money for a caramel frappé?

Pepe : Nah man i have to pay my Xbox bill.

Jhonny: But ummm..you make $100,000 a year.

Pepe: its complicated, but now that you are here, can you give me a ride to the store that is four hours away

Jhonny: WTF, you are willying.

willying by about100kittens December 11, 2010