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Willfingers 

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
Willfingers by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004
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wildfinger 

A guy who's going out with someone and than fingers another uglier girl
First person-Hey, did you hear about jake he's such a wildfinger
Second person- yea what a flog
wildfinger by Brendog_m8 April 15, 2017
A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.
After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.

It wasn't worth willingering the situation. I decided simply to go home.
Willinger by yousawmethen October 3, 2009

Gee willigers 

"Gee willigers! That's swell."
Gee willigers by SKANKAROONIE January 16, 2010

Wallfinger 

A public display of sex by the under 18 crowd, most often accompanied by Electronic Dance Music (EDM), and often relying on a wall, theatre seat, or railing for leverage.
i.e. "Bro, this trap set is sick! I can't believe Chad wallfingered (wallfinger) that chick before security got here!"
Wallfinger by 12thplanet April 30, 2014

Tillfingers 

Dermatologically deteriorated digits. Cashiers suffer most from this condition due to years spent on the till.
"Why is your left hand all gnarled up and twisted"
" Because that's the hand I touch the customers with..I'm a cashier"
"Oh sorry to hear that.. emm.."
"It's OK.. tillfingers are a misunderstood sufferance"
Tillfingers by tillfingers August 1, 2016