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Willfingers

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004
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wildfinger

A guy who's going out with someone and than fingers another uglier girl
First person-Hey, did you hear about jake he's such a wildfinger
Second person- yea what a flog
by Brendog_m8 April 15, 2017
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Willinger

A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.
After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.

It wasn't worth willingering the situation. I decided simply to go home.
by yousawmethen October 3, 2009
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Gee willigers

"Gee willigers! That's swell."
by SKANKAROONIE January 16, 2010
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Wallfinger

A public display of sex by the under 18 crowd, most often accompanied by Electronic Dance Music (EDM), and often relying on a wall, theatre seat, or railing for leverage.
i.e. "Bro, this trap set is sick! I can't believe Chad wallfingered (wallfinger) that chick before security got here!"
by 12thplanet April 30, 2014
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Tillfingers

Dermatologically deteriorated digits. Cashiers suffer most from this condition due to years spent on the till.
"Why is your left hand all gnarled up and twisted"
" Because that's the hand I touch the customers with..I'm a cashier"
"Oh sorry to hear that.. emm.."
"It's OK.. tillfingers are a misunderstood sufferance"
by tillfingers August 1, 2016
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