willying 

The act of not lending your friends money even though you are loaded with cash.

Jhonny: hey can i borrow some money for a caramel frappé?

Pepe : Nah man i have to pay my Xbox bill.

Jhonny: But ummm..you make $100,000 a year.

Pepe: its complicated, but now that you are here, can you give me a ride to the store that is four hours away

Jhonny: WTF, you are willying.

willying by about100kittens December 11, 2010

Wet Willying 

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

Wet Willying by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

wet willying 

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

wet willying by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.

Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

lord willing by theblackparader March 10, 2016

grid willing 

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid

Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain

grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022

Young, Willing & Fresh 

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.

Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.

Young, Willing & Fresh by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

god willing 

If god wills it.
If god wants it to happen.

Used to express hope for something

•also linked to inshallah

*person 1* what's your dream ?

*person 2* that one day, god willing, I'll visit china.

god willing by LaurenŞahin July 2, 2016