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willy milk 

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.
"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"
willy milk by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020
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willy milker

a willy milker is a gay boy who plays with other mens willys!!!!!!!
gay boys r willy milkers!
willy milker by wod May 9, 2006

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.
Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.
milky willy by PDHB October 21, 2013

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm
i have a milky willy
milky willy by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

little willymilly 

the name for a person with a small penis
i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly

willymilk69 

Willymilk69 was the password that Scotland Yard eventually cracked on in 2007 to get into Henry’s laptop. It’s now used as a word to describe something unearthed that’s sordid, sleazy and putrid and was meant to stay hidden.
“Fucking hell lad I was using our kids phone the other day to ring a caspo’s and some weird bird text the moodiest message I’ve ever seen”

“Hahaha fuck off lad was is pure filth was it?”

“Nah bro it was proper willymilk69 honestly”
willymilk69 by Davematians4sale February 1, 2021

Milky Wilky 

The act of a man taking a shit on another man or woman's face, while jizzing all over his or her chest.
Hoyl fuck, Ryan just took a sticky milky wilky on Jaison.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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