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Used to simp for a woman.
Now turned incel, homophobic and violent racist.
Is bad at mathematics and inferior to ollie in every way.
Also, the gap between his teeth is a 5 hour drive.
Person 1: God he's such a Will S.
Person 2: Really? He must suck then.
Will S. by jack cough sweetman February 28, 2022

Will’s Meat 

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.
Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi
"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike
will's mom by Negative- March 31, 2005

Will’s Famous Protected Sex 

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

Will's Law 

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!
Will's Law by George Hoefer April 22, 2005