wilkesy

When the reaction of a person is delayed to such and extent that the end result becomes akward

Holds spliff as if passing

Other person takes spliff

"What are you doing??"

"You were passing that spliff!"

"No I wasn't"

"Your a right wilkesy you are!!"

wilkesy by Figgle Blag April 21, 2015

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010

wilkes-barre wind chime 

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

wilkes-barre wind chime by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

Wilkes Booth 

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.

I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.

Wilkes Booth by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

Wilkes-Barre 

Ethnic city-ette in Luzerne County, PA. Better than Scranton. Only prob is, nobody seems to know how to pronounce the name of this damn place.
Wilkes-Bar? Wilkes-Baar? Wilks-Barry?
Who knows?

We're passing Wilkes-Barre on your right.

Wilkes-Barre by steviedee May 26, 2004

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

john wilkes booth by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

mark wilkes 

1)A popular teen commonly known for his ginger hair and appearance on the Tv Show; An Unsuitable Job for a Women.

2) A name called at ginger people

hey look it's mark wilkes. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkes

mark wilkes by markko June 26, 2006