wildhorse

Getting a 6 pack of beer and a 6 pack of condoms at the convenience store.

Hey bro, can you get me a wildhorse from the store?

wildhorse by fratsigmachi April 4, 2010

Wildhorse Ranch 

Wildhorse Ranch is an equine and feline rescue organization dedicated to saving lives. Go to www.mudpony.com for more information on how you can donate.

UrbanDictionary.com is the shiznit fo' showin' peeps that they can donate some serious bling to Wildhorse Ranch, beeyotch! Wicky wicky!

Wildhorse Ranch by McKizzle Bizzle April 21, 2005

Brian Windhorst 

Professional Lebron stalker

That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.

Brian Windhorst by meloforprez July 1, 2018

Wild Horse 

An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.

Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.

Wild Horse by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013

willhouse worker

Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.

Person A: Why is willhouse worker dying laughing

Person B: Someone told her a gay joke

willhouse worker by WillowDepew February 28, 2023

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

Professor Wildgoose by Wildguy August 28, 2016

wildhorn 

To take a normally good musical and destroy it on Broadway only to have it continue on doing well everywhere else.

Kunzer: Did you see the new lyrics for Rebecca?! They are doing the same thing they did with Tanz!
Jekkie: Yeah they are wildhorning Kunze.

wildhorn by holyguyver November 26, 2010