A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-basedping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.
Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."
Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.
The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.