windstar

An overpriced mini van from Ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. It is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don't know what they're buying. I had one and now I gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. It also drinks gas like crazy.

The windstar is a deathtrap. A bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.

windstar by Suge September 4, 2004

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Windstar

Butthole, the star that makes wind.

Everyone can see my cat's windstar, it's gross

Windstar by Bagonia February 15, 2022

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windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.

Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."

windstream by zach9974 October 31, 2013

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hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004