wikan

The best person you could find. Hard to find, one of a kind. Wikan means ; friendly, loyal and outgoing. (Noun)

Boy: sorry I cheated on you
Girl: honestly, why can't you be a wikan

wikan by Hellboy670 November 5, 2017

wiksand 

What you've stumbled into when you go to look something up quickly in Wikipedia only to emerge 3 hours later having followed hundreds of links into myriad topics about which you never thought you would care. Like quicksand, its grip is unrelenting and the more one tries to extricate oneself, the more browser tabs one opens to continue down alternate paths. Usually starts out as a momentary tangent to try to dredge up memories of an old technology or company or natural disaster and quickly turns into an all-day waste of time. Not that learning is a waste of time, but you should really get back to work already. And close some of those tabs.

I only wanted to quickly look up this Senator, but I got stuck in wiksand and now I know all of the African countries by heart and the chemical make-up of capsaicin.

wiksand by zeroday August 1, 2008

Wiganed 

Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.

"I didn't study but I Wiganed that exam"

Wiganed by Bastboost October 1, 2012

Wikenitis 

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.

If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=

Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011

Wukanese 

The language resulting from heavily relying on Siri to become your translator, often resulting in incomprehensible or nonsensical sentences that resemble poorly translated Chinese. Named for the Wukan village in China.

I tried to tell my roommate that "I left my window open" by using Siri to text, but it turned into the Wukanese "I leaned my wang over".

Wukanese by ccccchris December 13, 2012

WikiNazi 

Editors of WikiPedia articles (mostly admins) that suck the fun out of participating, by nit-pickingly enforcing every rule, thus driving out those who have knowledge of the subject matter, leaving only fellow WikiNazis.

WikiPedia used to be fun, but the WikiNazis have ruined everything.

WikiNazi by formerWikiPediaContributor May 10, 2010

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.

Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

Wakanda shit is this? by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018