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A person who hates wigs on all people

An equal opportunity wig hater
Pat mcnulty does not like it when people of any color wear wigs, he is a wigist
wigist by phillysmith November 22, 2014
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someone who plays the wii non-stop and enjoys endulging himself/herself in such games as SUPER MONKEY BALL.
Chris you've been playing the wii for 9 days straight now, your such a wiister
wiister by D-palms December 1, 2007
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Wiisturbating 

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.
"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."
Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009

Wiistation 360 

The gaming console that will unite all gamers in peace and love.
Fanboy 1: OMFG Microsoft <3

Fanboy 2:LAWL DUMBASS, SONY <33333

Fanboy 3: NINTENDO YOU HOMOS <33333333333333333333

Random Guy: Fags just get the Wiistation 360.
A cross between a hipster and a wigger. Smokes newports ironically and only listens to rap you've probably never heard of.
Girl 1: Which is worse his flat billed hat or his diamond ear ring?

Girl 2: They're both awful. He's a total wigster.
Wigster by Taxidermy Jones October 16, 2011
Variation on "asswipe" . To the best of my knowledge, coined in the mid-to-late 1970's by the late Al Ferrante in Rotterdam, NY: this is an homage to John Wayne's final film, "The Shootist", which was out in theatres at the time.

As Mr. Wayne's title character was so good with a gun, that he was considered a specialist, or like unto a scientist (hence "shootist"), a "wipist" is one whose skills would place them at the forefront of the asshole-cleaning industry!
You wipist! Aww, man, you are such a WIPIST!!!
wipist by J Pasko May 18, 2008

wikistracted 

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.
Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.
wikistracted by SuperTed October 17, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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