A hipsterwingman. When you are meeting a couple of girls and and one of them has a hipster friend and so you need hipster friend to keep her occupied so you can talk to the other one.
Clement (in a French accent) " I made plans to meet this girl who I met on Bumble and her friend at this new bar in Williamsburg. Alex, come with me, her friend is a hipster who I can't seem to carry on a normal conversation with. Keep her busy so I am can talk with the bumble girl"
Alex "Sure, I'll be your wingster, let me just grab my beard oil and glasses"
A typical perverted young man who enjoys hentai and masturbating during school. He doesn't even clean up and doesn't give a SHIT when the teacher notices him fondling his phallus.
Teacher: "WIGGSTORM_, stop fuckin jacking off"