"so whose the wingman gonna be today?"
"you mean wingstress?"
"what?"
"yup, Chelsea is gonna hook me up with one of her close friends, tom was a shitty wingman anyways"

wingstress by Myron Ace Thediks September 5, 2012

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Wishstress

Wishstress. A person male or female that you wish was your mistress. It could be anybody. A co-worker,neighbor,celebrity. Somebody that you have a serious crush on but there is no real relationship.

You see the same girl everyday at the drive thru she is married you are married but you still have a crush on her.

She is your Wishstress.

Wishstress by S.Sterling July 22, 2007

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Wiggress

White girl who talks and acts like a stereotypical black one. A typical Wiggress is seen usually hanging out with black people and talks with a accent and wears cheap clothes. Most wiggresses have violent attributes, many will threaten to slap and hurt you if you get up in their grills. Wiggresses are unpleasant and trashy.

Josh:Did you hear that Caitlin beat up a black girl?
Johnny: Dude that girl is such a wiggress.

Wiggress by MerkyMerkina March 6, 2013

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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