wipist

Variation on "asswipe" . To the best of my knowledge, coined in the mid-to-late 1970's by the late Al Ferrante in Rotterdam, NY: this is an homage to John Wayne's final film, "The Shootist", which was out in theatres at the time.

As Mr. Wayne's title character was so good with a gun, that he was considered a specialist, or like unto a scientist (hence "shootist"), a "wipist" is one whose skills would place them at the forefront of the asshole-cleaning industry!

You wipist! Aww, man, you are such a WIPIST!!!

wipist by J Pasko May 18, 2008

wiister 

someone who plays the wii non-stop and enjoys endulging himself/herself in such games as SUPER MONKEY BALL.

Chris you've been playing the wii for 9 days straight now, your such a wiister

wiister by D-palms December 1, 2007

Wiisturbating 

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009

Wopistan 

Italy, the land of Wops. This also applies to New Jersey

Rome is the crapital of Wopistan.

Wopistan by Mackerel Daddy November 6, 2011

Wiistation 360 

The gaming console that will unite all gamers in peace and love.

Fanboy 1: OMFG Microsoft <3

Fanboy 2:LAWL DUMBASS, SONY <33333

Fanboy 3: NINTENDO YOU HOMOS <33333333333333333333

Random Guy: Fags just get the Wiistation 360.

Wiistation 360 by adfgdsfdgafadafdgadgareadfdsaw September 20, 2010

wikistracted 

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.

Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.

wikistracted by SuperTed October 17, 2008

Wipster 

(n). A wannabe hipster. Someone who longs to embody that off-beat and alternative style of a hipster, but does not quite pull it off.

(adj.) Used to describe something a wipster might say, wear, do, or involve themselves in.

That person listens to underrated bands that are really overrated because they want to a hipster, what a wipster.

Did you get that shirt at Urban? It is so wipster.

Wipster by largemargeincharge January 7, 2010