A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

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WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

WiFitard by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

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Wiisturbating

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009

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