wifist 

People who discriminate against free wifi

"Man Wendy's wifi is great!" "Bruh I can't believe you use free wifi it's shit." "Shut up you wifist!"

wifist by Casia takuo July 30, 2017

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

WifiTaxer by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

wiister 

someone who plays the wii non-stop and enjoys endulging himself/herself in such games as SUPER MONKEY BALL.

Chris you've been playing the wii for 9 days straight now, your such a wiister

wiister by D-palms December 1, 2007

Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

WiFitard 

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

WiFitard by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Wiisturbating 

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009