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Put a wig on it 

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order
Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!
Put a wig on it by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Itchy Wig 

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?
Itchy Wig by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

Wigitty Wack 

When something is obscene, strange, or puzzling.
When a motherfucker comes burstin in your house and shoots up the place u can yell "YO MAN, THATS WIGITTY WACK!"
Wigitty Wack by Shanigua September 16, 2008

wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon? 

A certain persons phase. When I mean "certain persons" I mean me so...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT!!!!!
Me( And ONLY ME )wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?
Other people: Hey???

wigitty wack 

wigitty wack - ADJ - When something is obsence, strange, or puzzling.
When a motherfucker comes burstin in your house and shoots up the place u can yell "YO MAN, THATS WIGITTY WACK!"
wigitty wack by Shanigua September 16, 2008
Dude, I saw an vintage porno from the 80's today. Those skanks all had big bushed beavers. I'm so glad the loose cum dumpsters today have wigits.
wigit by ferciouskniff March 8, 2011