Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

The Wiggity by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010

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Wiggity

A person who fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something nearly impossible off.

Dude thats Wiggity Rick! I don't know how he does it man. believe.

Wiggity by intellectual ketchup February 22, 2020

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wiggity wack

Not only is the noun that is being referred to totally wack , but it is a wack that is so horrible that you need to add the wiggity infront of the wack. It is has approximately ten times the potentcy of regular type wack. Only to be used in cases where a person is exhibiting extreme stupidity, bitchiness, whining, etc.

"Bill you are acting like you are five years old. I didn't ever think I'd have to say this to anyone...but you are acting completely wiggity wack right now."

wiggity wack by something good February 10, 2005

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wigidy wack

An expression describing a strange or abnormal occurance in a daily activity.

That shits wigidy wack!

wigidy wack by Katay & Alex August 23, 2005

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