wifey A 

wifey a. is prettier than wifey b.

Wifey A. you are so pretty compared to Wifey B.

wifey A by rachael the wifey March 31, 2008

pull a wifey 

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

pull a wifey by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

Bustin a wifey 

Phrase : when someone becomes comfortable in their surroundings and puts on a couple pounds.

Rob : Hey man, has your wife gained some weight since you guys got married?

George : Yeah, she's bustin a wifey!

Bustin a wifey by Warden81 December 26, 2010

cant wife a hoe 

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.

Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.

cant wife a hoe by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010

wife a kill 

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

wife a kill by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Wifey af 

When someone is 'wifey af', this means that they're 10/10 marriage material. They do classic wife things. compliment to show that they're doing wife right

E.g
1. Chloe is wifey af, she made me breakfast this morning.

2. Jess is so great, i came home to the best cooked meal.

man, she's wifey af

Wifey af by Ricebaby April 10, 2016

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021