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pull a wifey 

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.
Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.
pull a wifey by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

Bustin a wifey 

Phrase : when someone becomes comfortable in their surroundings and puts on a couple pounds.
Rob : Hey man, has your wife gained some weight since you guys got married?

George : Yeah, she's bustin a wifey!
Bustin a wifey by Warden81 December 26, 2010

cant wife a hoe 

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.
Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.
cant wife a hoe by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010

wife a kill 

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.
"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
wife a kill by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Wifey af 

When someone is 'wifey af', this means that they're 10/10 marriage material. They do classic wife things. compliment to show that they're doing wife right
E.g
1. Chloe is wifey af, she made me breakfast this morning.

2. Jess is so great, i came home to the best cooked meal.

man, she's wifey af
Wifey af by Ricebaby April 10, 2016

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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