wifeo

Wifeo- You are probably some weeb who enjoys to have a quote on quote "Anime girl" on a body pillow.

If anyone insults your wifeo, you will cry. But doesn't mean you can't be strong, although from what I witnessed, most people with a wifeo think showers are overrated. That also doesn't mean you can't be a nice person.

Wifeos are anime girls of course. But I've heard some people call their platonic wives (I am infact guilty of this) a wifeo.

Person: I have a wifeo, Please don't hate me-

Me: I don't care.

wifeo by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- June 28, 2021

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Hot slut wife 

A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony

with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.

Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible

Hotwife slut shared wife cuckold
cuckoldress

Hot slut wife by fathed420 December 10, 2015

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

safety wife by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

wife breeding 

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

wife breeding by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020