Triangles4life

An amazing friend that needs a pat on the head. If you hate them then I will just have to remove your neko neko lungs.

They enjoy triangles, the number 4, and more!

They are also a furry, and if you hate them for that. What is wrong with you? Furries don't Frick animals they are being innocent like the rest of us.
Me: I like Washi (Triangles4lifes nickname)

Person: How could you not?
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Errorthefoxplays

Person: Errorthefoxplays low-key cu-

Me: They are my platonic wife, back the Frick off.
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Errorthefoxplays

Person: Errorthefoxplays low-key cu-

Me: They are my platonic wife, back the Frick off.
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wifeo

Wifeo- You are probably some weeb who enjoys to have a quote on quote "Anime girl" on a body pillow.

If anyone insults your wifeo, you will cry. But doesn't mean you can't be strong, although from what I witnessed, most people with a wifeo think showers are overrated. That also doesn't mean you can't be a nice person.

Wifeos are anime girls of course. But I've heard some people call their platonic wives (I am infact guilty of this) a wifeo.
Person: I have a wifeo, Please don't hate me-

Me: I don't care.
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Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.
Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme
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