wifeocate 

To make one's wife. To marry.

Ryan: Dude kaylee is soo chill, and sexy as hell.

Jared: Yeah bro she's got a good personality AND a good ass.

Ryan: I totally want to wifeocate her.

wifeocate by cowmanthethird August 20, 2012

wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

wifeopath by hubopath May 22, 2006

wifebeater party 

Party featuring frat boys in wifebeaters, thrown in brotherly comradery with southern country boys who represent all-american ideals of rugged individualism and brotherhood. Wifebeater parties are great opportunities to show off one's toned muscles, manly musk, and fully re-grown armpit hair (shaved at initiation), especially to the ladies and fraternity brothers.

I've never seen as many fratboy armpits as I did at last night sweet wifebeater party!

wifebeater party by Dylan Dude December 13, 2007

wifebeater 

A men's sleeveless undershirt.

I think the TV show "COPS" had a lot do with the creation of this word. Every time they showed a guy getting arrested for beating his wife he was wearing one of those sleeveless undershirts.

Jed was a wearing a wifebeater to show off his new tattoos.

wifebeater by Char August 21, 2004

wifebeater 

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.

Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!

wifebeater by Jason August 14, 2002

Willy Wifebeater 

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

Willy Wifebeater by T-Bone February 14, 2005

wifebeater 

An a-shirt(undershirt) worn on torso. It has be nicknamed a wifebeater because in movies when a man is beating his wife he usually has on one.

It is hot outside so I will just wear a "wifebeater"

wifebeater by SexxxyLadii September 5, 2008