wifectomy 

Removal of a parasitic wife through divorce or separation.

I was broke and down in the dumps until I had my lawyer give me a wifectomy, and now I can afford to buy those golf clubs I always wanted.

wifectomy by Thxgolfer January 29, 2018

Windectomy 

A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.

Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."

Windectomy by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014