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male that likes to have this genitalia be touched by his teddy bear
damn that boy looks like a wietze
wietze by wietzexxfaizal November 22, 2021
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Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

Wetzel pretzel 

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole
Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”
Wetzel pretzel by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
Wetzel by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Witzelsucht 

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.
<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.
Witzelsucht by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

Pulling a Wetzel 

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd
We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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