Weitze

you pull a weitze if your a teacher and burn your kids with a vandygraph generator in the shape of a smiley face on their arms then get fired. And you have to really hate this kid named paul and give him detentions for no reason and make him clean out your really smelly disgusting sink.

he wietzed me last night.

by PattyTheBHSJanitor December 22, 2004

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Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

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weizenbier

special kind of beer made in germany. gives you much more of a hangover as a blond beer.

i drank a lot of weizenbier last night, so i had some cute little Äffchen sitting on my shoulders the next morning. I tryed: paulaner, erdinger, weihenstephaner, löwenbräu, sanwald, warbacher, schneider weisse, schöfferhoffer weizen, etc.

by axl and dani October 10, 2006

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Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

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Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

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