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male sex organ...or food
Derek was hungry so he ate his wieny.
wieny by Ron Wainwright January 9, 2009
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Elongated dog. commonly called a dachshund. Its nose is rather long and legs are rather small, also known for eating their own shit..
the wieny dog is long
wieny dog by The Dude Abides June 12, 2008
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wieny goggle 

When a chick likes to perform Fellatio but gets it a little to deep and gags.
She likes to Wieny goggle
Shes a Wieny goggler.
wieny goggle by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006
Is a Wen of the yu variety. A smart, beautiful girl that everyone loves. Badass bitch who sometimes pretends that she doesn’t give a shit about anything but is actually very caring and cuddly. Will do anything to help her friends. Also always endures “When you - wenyu” jokes. You should consider yourself lucky if you come across a wenyu in your life, because she’s probably one of the best people you will ever meet. There isn’t a person in the world that doesn’t like Wenyu.
Wow, you’re so cool! I wish I could be Wenyu’s friend too.
Wenyu by chickenlittle121 October 6, 2019

weeny rub 

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!
weeny rub by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

wiener pussy 

That bitch got a wiener pussy!!!
wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019

Wiener goblin 

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!
Wiener goblin by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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