goggler

those people that wear sunglasses all day and night

shit man it's ten o clock and that goggler is still sportin those fuckin shades.

by dozer333 October 21, 2007

goggler

someone with an abundance of goggles in the cupboard under the stairs

haha look a that fool with all those goggles. gogglers r freeks

by billybob January 3, 2004

Goggler

Someone who likes to pee their pants for fun.

Just found out my son is a goggler when he peed his pants while making eye contact with me.

by chingychangas November 27, 2020

texas eye goggler

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

by j0h December 21, 2007

Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Cum Goggles

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019