Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

window weather by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013

Word of the Day on December 5, 2022

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alpha widow

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.

Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.

alpha widow by Bolo919 December 2, 2017

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Ginger Window

gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.

1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.

"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"

Ginger Window by Tactor November 15, 2011

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Alpha Widow

A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (Beta Bucks) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract.

Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.

Alpha Widow by th0tttt_patr0l July 2, 2019

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