wi-shi

The act of using a wireless internet connection, such as a laptop computer, while taking a dump.

I knew that I needed to bid on that PEZ dispenser I saw on eBay, but when I got down to it, I needed to drop a mach 1 duece bomb, so I had to booom out a wi-shi.

by PO #255 August 3, 2007

wi shit

A shortened version of wifi shit. It makes the sentence flow better.

I had such a major wi shit my laptops keyboard busted.

by Roston August 24, 2007

Vietnamese wishing well

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

Nigger Wishing

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.

Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.

by Boomer58 August 4, 2009

Wishing Tree

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

by Krandell October 23, 2006

wishii

Acronym for "wow I see how it is". Pronounced "wishy"

person 1: I went to a movie last night
person 2: wishii

by wishii January 18, 2019