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whumpable 

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.
A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖
whumpable by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020
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whumpage 

This is a slang term in Fanfiction it refers to excessive physical damage. I have really only found it in supernautral fanfiction and psych fanfiction.
Hey jane listen to the major whumpage in this fanfiction-
"After Shawn fell down the cliff, he almost drowned in the spring below, but he was saved by the group of young men that wanted to kick his ass" - poor shawn
whumpage by nuphar.lutea January 19, 2009
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whippable 

The ability to play a song or an album in a car (or whip, thus the meaning) and enjoy it.
"You hear that new Big Sean?"
"Yeah, that shit's mad whippable."
whippable by Yeezy Yeezy What's Good February 19, 2017

humpable 

Janine is so humpable..
humpable by Johnny Blaze April 25, 2003

Whumpage 

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier
Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
Whumpage by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

humpable 

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.
Janine is mad humpable.
humpable by CrunkDawg April 30, 2003
somewhere between a whisper & a mumble
Speak up! I can't hear or understand you! Stop the whumble!
whumble by jf867 October 19, 2012