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A game developed in the early 2000's in Sheffield, England that involves a foam baseball bat and a sofa. The idea of the game is to jump into the sofa with the baseball bat and make the loudest noise possible whilst still in the air. The strike on the sofa must be completed before any part of the body touches the sofa. The winner is the competitor who produces the loudest noise

The name of the game originated from 'whamming' the sofa with the foam bat
Fancy a game of Whammage?

Sure. Hope we don't wake anyone up!!
Related Words

whumpable 

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.
A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖
whumpable by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020

Wammables 

Something someone says that makes you stop and think.
This rapper started spitting all these Wammables !
Wammables by 2cypher October 3, 2016

wamables 

A group of girls at a social setting, bar that you find attractive and would consider making sweet love too, all at once or one at a time. Ditto for guys from a female viewpoint
There is a group of sorority wamables in the corner we should go talk to.

wamables 

A group of basic bitches talking to eachother about basic things.
We are SUCH wamables! OMG!
wamables by Claudi Arabia November 29, 2016

wamables 

Singular: Wamable
A group of short blunts usually ranging from 1.5 inches to 2 inches in length, good for a quick high before your parents get home.
Freddie and I went to the kitchen before his mom got home at 4:30 so we could smoke wamables for 10 minutes.
wamables by SirDankvonSwaggington December 11, 2016