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whumpage 

This is a slang term in Fanfiction it refers to excessive physical damage. I have really only found it in supernautral fanfiction and psych fanfiction.
Hey jane listen to the major whumpage in this fanfiction-
"After Shawn fell down the cliff, he almost drowned in the spring below, but he was saved by the group of young men that wanted to kick his ass" - poor shawn
whumpage by nuphar.lutea January 19, 2009
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Whumpage 

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier
Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
Whumpage by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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(Noun) a series of fights, each resulting in a serious beating.
"You already have a lot of fights in your new arena?"

"Don't know if I'd say fights...looks more like some serious whupage!!!""
whupage by Skyler_Dustin September 4, 2009

whompage 

when you want to say "whomp whomp whomp", but its too much effort, you shorten it to 'whompage'. It can also be used to describe the feeling of sadness and heavy-heartedness in one word.
I failed. Whompage.
whompage by TheLiterate March 12, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026