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whodunit 

a mystery story in the form play movie book, etc(from who done it)
Don't you have anything that isn't a whodunit.

whorenity 

Youre not a slut unless you follow these symptoms of whorenity

1.you'll have sex with only popular people

2.you wear ridiculously exposing clothes even if its 15 fucking degrees (F)

3.you get jealous when someone you like is talking to someone you think is below your social status or very "ugly" (or you're just a bitch)

4.you have sex without a condom even on birth control

6.you make people pay to have sex with you because you wanna make side cash (vice versa)

7.You make someone a sandwich after sex (unless you're married)

8.you keep dating douche bags for money and complain about him treating you shitty

9.you have an STD or STI (blue waffles esp.)

10.you know you're a whore
Gossip girl 1."Omg I think she has whorenity"
Gossip girl 2. "Obviously look at the herpes showing on her ass from her short shorts"
whorenity by the talent December 24, 2014

whodunit 

who was the person that farted?
someone farted... "whodunit?"
whodunit by fartexpert September 11, 2010

Whorenithology 

The act of "Bird-Watching" surrepticiously in a public area whilst tenuously doing something else.
Hey Shez, fancy coming to the park at lunchtime to indulge in a bit of Whorenithology?

Hell yeah, the weather's good, so the birds'll be out in force - damn fine day for some whorenithology for sure....
Whorunt;

When a female is not only a whore, but also a cuntand you can't quite pinpoint which side of her is most detestable.
"Hey gene, you fuck that whorish cunt last night?"

"That whorunt? Yeah I sure did"
whorunt by caldercat March 28, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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