1056 definitions by The Return of Light Joker

Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

a victim, the target of criminal activity such as theft or murder

He was afraid he was a mark, but had nothing of value to steal.

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

1. love

2. a love affair

3. a lover

4. to make a sexual advance

5. to kiss and cuddle

This is no the best time to mash. My co-worker dissed me over something trivial and I am not happy about it.

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.