whorenity

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Youre not a slut unless you follow these symptoms of whorenity

1.you'll have sex with only popular people

2.you wear ridiculously exposing clothes even if its 15 fucking degrees (F)

3.you get jealous when someone you like is talking to someone you think is below your social status or very "ugly" (or you're just a bitch)

4.you have sex without a condom even on birth control

6.you make people pay to have sex with you because you wanna make side cash (vice versa)

7.You make someone a sandwich after sex (unless you're married)

8.you keep dating douche bags for money and complain about him treating you shitty

9.you have an STD or STI (blue waffles esp.)

10.you know you're a whore

Gossip girl 1."Omg I think she has whorenity"
Gossip girl 2. "Obviously look at the herpes showing on her ass from her short shorts"

whorenity by the talent December 24, 2014

Words you can keep

Whorority

The sluttiest of sororities on campus

Jimmy: Dude, she's from the whorority

Whorority by Social lubrication March 29, 2015

Related Words

whorenity • Whoredity • Whorenithology • whorebitch • Whorality • whoreifying • whoreitus • Whorenet • whorenoth • Whorentrepreneur

whorebiting

The act of riding repeatedly around the block in a car with your friends looking for hookers.

Our buddy in Vegas got on a heater last month to the tune of 50K in one hand. We cashed out, rented a limo, and went whorebiting.

whorebiting by Mazard November 7, 2010

whorority

Term used to label a sorority with "loose morals".

She lives in the whorority house.

whorority by G. Sherman August 22, 2003

Whorenicopia

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

Whorenicopia by BLT85022 November 4, 2011

whoreitus

A disease which turns you into a whore. It can not be cured

Ethan has a major case of Whoreitus

whoreitus by UnicornFluff21 December 13, 2014

whorekitty

A woman who wrecks relationships, similar to a homewrecker. Usually a fathers girlfriend. But everyone knows the man deserves much better.

That fucking whorekitty is the reason my parents divorced.

whorekitty by Circlesquareamphibian July 3, 2017

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026