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whorific 

Exhibiting qualities of a whore or a slut. Generally a floozy. A girl who bounces around from guy to guy and can't handle being single.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm dating this chick named Mia.

Guy 2: That girl is whorific, you're like the fiftieth guy she's been with.
whorific by guynumber5 November 17, 2011

whorifice 

Any of the holes in which a prostitute will let you put your penis, in exchange for money.
"Damn, that skank let me put it in every whorifice for a nickel apiece."
whorifice by Justa Duck May 29, 2008

Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut
"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"
Whoristics by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008

whorified 

Jane used to be a really nice girl, until she got whorified that is. She now give blowjobs for 50 bucks.
whorified by Freakin' Moron August 27, 2008

whoritude 

The state of mind of being a whore; the attitude associated with being a slut. This encompasses many types of sluttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
Person 1: What do I do? I hate this networking crap.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.

Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
whoritude by thisisonlytemporary August 27, 2010

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.