Worditude
Ability to use big words, even making them up if need be. In order to sound important in times of distress.
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weirditude
The act of igniting weirdness in all walks of life. Most commonly used with a hashtag or "#" prior to it. Can be used as a noun, pro-noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.
Originates from the latin route words "Natitude" and "Weird"
Originates from the latin route words "Natitude" and "Weird"
Self: Hey Tom, do you think you want to ignite your Weirditude tonight?
Tom: When you look this good, just breathing ignites Weirditude
Tom: When you look this good, just breathing ignites Weirditude
weirditude by Weirditude September 5, 2012
whoritude
The state of mind of being a whore; the attitude associated with being a slut. This encompasses many types of sluttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
Person 1: What do I do? I hate this networking crap.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.
Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.
Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
whoritude by thisisonlytemporary August 27, 2010
Scale of Whoritude
0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"
Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."
Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"
Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"
Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."
Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"
Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
Scale of Whoritude by kapsta June 23, 2009
Weeditude
The attitude you get from your girlfriend when she says she does not care if you smoke with your friends but she actually does.
Last night my girlfriend was over and she said she didnt mind if i smoked with my friends but then she gave me weeditude.
Weeditude by chef dujour January 3, 2011
wordature
Using a complete name as description instead of a more commonly used term. Often used by technical support persons.
"When I called tech support the rep used so much wordature I was overwhelmed with terminology."
"The email client I use is Microsoft Outlook 2003." instead of "I use Outlook for email."
"The email client I use is Microsoft Outlook 2003." instead of "I use Outlook for email."
wordature by David Doucette January 8, 2009