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Whoretographer 

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.
Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.
Whoretographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008

choreographer 

A person who composes and arranges dances,esp.ballets, for the stage.
The choreographer showed us how to do the dance for our first song.
choreographer by The Dictionary Nerd December 21, 2017

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed
"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

whorographer 

Someone who documents the lifestyle and or behavior of whores, compiling it into a totality of whoring.

-Common associates of whorographers are whorologists
That bitch Johnny married was a real slutty cunt, so he hired a whorographer who's testimony in court helped him keep his kids and the house.
whorographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008

Whoreography 

dances that make you look like a whore. Overly provocative, usually while wearing trashy clothes.
ugh, look at those prostitots and their whoreography...terrible dancing!
Whoreography by everyone33 February 24, 2009

whorenography 

n. lesbian porn, only whores here, no dudes.
Rosie O'Donnell would sacrifice all the orphans in the world for a chance to get into the whorenography business. No one will allow that however, and not because they give a shit about kids.
whorenography by Vegawrap February 1, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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