whoreograph

To choreograph a dance with slutty dance moves, especially to get attention of the opposite sex.

Friend: That hoe texted me a video of herself dancing...I think she choreographed that sh**!
Me: More like whoreographed!! BAM!!
Friend: Oh Snap!!

by HomeGirl216 November 20, 2014

Whoretographer

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.

Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

choreographer

A person who composes and arranges dances,esp.ballets, for the stage.

The choreographer showed us how to do the dance for our first song.

by The Dictionary Nerd December 21, 2017

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed

"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

by Antihero May 1, 2005

whorographer

Someone who documents the lifestyle and or behavior of whores, compiling it into a totality of whoring.

-Common associates of whorographers are whorologists

That bitch Johnny married was a real slutty cunt, so he hired a whorographer who's testimony in court helped him keep his kids and the house.

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

Whoreography

dances that make you look like a whore. Overly provocative, usually while wearing trashy clothes.

ugh, look at those prostitots and their whoreography...terrible dancing!

by everyone33 February 24, 2009

whorenography

n. lesbian porn, only whores here, no dudes.

Rosie O'Donnell would sacrifice all the orphans in the world for a chance to get into the whorenography business. No one will allow that however, and not because they give a shit about kids.

by Vegawrap February 1, 2009