whorecoon

Noun. A combination of the words "whore" and "raccoon," meaning a woman who has sex with many partners and wears an excessive amount of eye makeup, thus resembling a raccoon.

Lisa thinks that wearing a lot of eyeliner and other makeup makes a woman look more appealing. I think it makes a person look like a whorecoon.

by sgt_easton October 16, 2008

wholecoiner

Someone who owns a whole Bitcoin.

A: Oh man! My dream is to be a wholecoiner...
B: Holy shit! Be realistic!

by nosuchname December 8, 2017

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoredown

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)

"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."

by akefira February 21, 2012

whorehound

Someone who will happily pay all the money they can for meaningless sex from random sluts.

Gabriel is such a whorehound, he'd rather pay for meaningless sex than get fucked for free from someone who loves him!

by Madame Chaotica September 30, 2008

Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007