whore patch 

a.k.a. whore's patch. a tattoo on the small of a womans back right above her ass.

krystal's whore patch sure makes a good bullseye when she forgets to take her pill and i have to pull out.

whore patch by k slay July 13, 2006

patch whore 

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.

Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.

patch whore by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch 

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Patchway Whore 

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

Patchway Whore by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

where's the patch 

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

where's the patch by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

Whorewatching 

Often confused with birdwatching, the Whore is best observed wandering home early Saturday mornings. They are best identified by four inch heels, ass bearing skirts and excessive glitter.

Jessica: Ahh, and here we see a different breed of Whore rarely seen while Whorewatching. Her heels remain on her feet. Though she spent the night on the floor of a frat house, she attempts to wander home with dignity.

Whorewatching by JonniGirl November 5, 2011

whorepath 

Used in place of "Warpath" when going out to score some booty.

Braves on the Whorepath, slay in old D.C.!
run and touch and score I want a lot more.

whorepath by Quinmill October 11, 2007