whooshing

A sound in one's ears or actually in the brain sometimes made by a disease called Tinnitus. Missed deadlines can make the same sound.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams, English novelist

Ooopss, I am late with my tax forms, just heard the deadline whooshing.

whooshing by Extrem0phile April 12, 2006

Whooshing

The act of informing someone that a joke has gone over their head

Tom: No Way! This video got a trillion views!
Bob: Actually, that’s not possible.
Little did bob know, the joke went over his head, and Tom was going to start whooshing him

Whooshing by GeosWorld November 23, 2022

Whoozing

The act of wheezing incoherently due to an entertaining joke or action

" My teacher was fired in front of the class, it was so funny we all started whoozing "!

Whoozing by Drew German & Bear Grylls April 23, 2017

Nigglet whooping 

Nigglet whooping is when a black fat cunt gets spanked by their dad or mom or someone special to them because they like got F on their biology test about what the fuck diarrhea is.

"How the fuck this kid doesn't know what diarrhea is, this black piece of shit got diarrhea himself like wtf!?" the dad said while spanking the shit out of the nigglet "like damn he is getting a nigglet whooping"

Nigglet whooping by EAT ASS123 September 17, 2018

ass whooping 

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

ass whooping by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

over whooping 

Doing too much or not doing your homework on what you need to do!

You wanna do cardio when it’s already hot outside? You over whooping!

over whooping by Tdome2k September 30, 2023

Justified Ass Whooping 

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

Justified Ass Whooping by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014