whole-foods 

An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.

Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.

whole-foods by Deadwait March 1, 2009

Whole Foods 

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.

Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."

Whole Foods by JohnE123454 September 5, 2010

Whole Foods 

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

Whole Foods by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

whole foods 

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.

Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.

whole foods by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017

Whole Foods 

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".

I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.

Whole Foods by Dwayne September 10, 2004

Whole Foods 

The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.

Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.

Whole Foods by Eric MK August 24, 2006

whole foods 

The quintessential Scuppie supermarket.

Scuppies love to spend copious amounts of their disposable income on all the organic, free-range, fair trade groceries found at Whole Foods.

whole foods by Lou Bennett January 16, 2008