whoff

When you smell a dangerous chemical in chemistry that could make you high.

Bro! Don’t whiff that you could get high you gotta whoff it.

by Nephis September 30, 2020

whifflash

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whouffaldi

Whouffaldi is the ship name for the pairing of the Twelfth Doctor (portrayed by Peter Capaldi) and companion Clara Oswald (portrayed by Jenna Coleman). This name also stands for the pairing of Doctor Who (all regenerations of the Doctor) and Clara Oswald, but this is rarely and occurrence. This ship originated before the debut of Series 8, but around the time of the announcement commemorating Capaldi as the new Doctor. Since the ninth Series of Doctor Who, the ship has been made canon by the writer Steven Moffat and the actors themselves. It is also quite common for a shipper to call themselves 'Trash' or being in the "wastebin"

The main Ship's that rival this 12 and Clara pairing are:
- Twissy (Missy/Twelve)

- Ospink or Pinkwald (Danny Pink/ Clara Oswald)
- Twelfth Doctor and River Song

- Jane Austin and Clara Oswald

The breakdown of the ship name "whouffaldi" is:

who - stand for the Doctor ( doctor WHO)
ouff - refers to the once nickname of Clara Oswald, Souffle girl
aldi - the ending of Peter Capaldi's last name representing the Twelfth Doctor

If you know a shipper of Whouffladi, they may use various words or phrases to defend their OTP like:

- The Hybrid

- "Duty of Care"

- "If you love me in any way, you'll come back"

- "Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference"

- 4.5 billion years

- the 12th doctors existence
and many others...

A Whouffaldi Valentine:

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm still not your boyfriend,
but I have a Duty of Care...

by bgeiner July 5, 2016

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Whoufflé

(pronouced 'Who-phlay')
'Whoufflé' is the 'ship' (see: shipping) name between the Eleventh Doctor (portrayed by Matt Smith) and his travelling companion, Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) in the British Television Sci-fi/ Drama, Doctor Who . The name comes from the title of the show, 'Doctor/ Who', then Clara likes making so/ufflés, so 'Who/ufflé'. One of the most popular romantic pairing, even if it isn't canon , but is pretty close to it, as Clara revealed in the final episode of the Eleventh Doctor that she has a crush on him. Also similar to Allonswin.

Person 1: "I ship Whoufflé!"
Person 2: "You mean the term for the Doctor and Clara being together?"
Person 1: "Yes, oh my god, yes! Best thing since... bananas!"
Person 2: "Oh my god! They are so cute together!"

by artiehazelmissy January 5, 2014

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006